Lu's Ramblings and such
Friendship
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Lu's Ramblings and such Friendship
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So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to the next life And wait for you.
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"If you want to learn to love better, you
should start with a friend whom you hate." Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually
come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who
made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse could be and
to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever
you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
A friend will ask you for your number. A best friend will ask you for theirs because they forgot it.
AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH May there always be work for your hands to do; May
your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each
rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
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